It's the jolliest time of the year!!!!!!!

Howdy to all my wallowing wolverines out there! Tis the season for buying ugly sweaters and telling little kids to be nice or else! Man, It certainly has been a while since I've told yall about my oh-so enchanting life! Well, to tell you the truth I've been incredibly busy around here, studying for finals, buying ah-mazing (jenny knows where I got that from) Christmas gifts, and of course hanging with the besties! Ahhhhh the life of a typical teenage girl. :) (I wonder what it's like) (hahahahahahahahh) I am now officially on WINTER BREAK (toe-tal-ee all caps worthy) and so excited for Christmas not only because I get mounds of hot chocolate and cookies but because it's the only night in the whole year in which millions of little kids WILLINGLY go to bed early in anticipation of a fat guy coming down their chimney to give them gifts magical elves made! Epic right? Well, it's not for me! Why? you ask? Well, some of you might be shocked to know that all my childhood I had been deprived a chimney for Santa to come down or a dirty kid to sweep it. Isn't it cruel? Nauseating? Are you currently calling the child protective services? And I know what you're thinking, Is she kidding?! Or as alicia would say, ARE YOU JOSHING ME?! Nope, indeed my fellow bloggers I am not Joshing you! For instead of having a cozy and traditional fireplace, my hopes and dreams laid upon a poorly decorated front door that produced no heat or magic whatsoever! "Santa will use the front door" my opossum! What kind of Santa is that?! A LUH-AME ONE! (there's another massie quote for you jenny!) Well, anyways I suppose I should tell you a bit about Friday, our last day of school. Well, for starters it was RAINING! And most of you now my philosophy on rain............ IT'S MAGICAL!!!!!!!!!!! And I have yet to be proven wrong! (I've got that whole mad scientist thing going on :)) I mean come on WATER FALLING FROM THE SKY! How is that not magical? I never understood why the people in the movies are sad when it's raining, I mean honestly, what's their problem! Anyway, so as water fell from my beloved overcast Arizona sky I headed off to school where I was enchanted to find out we were building gingerbread houses instead of learning.Only to have my spirit crushed when I was reminded of our Animal Farm test............. oh how I hate tests about animals on farms! It's absolutely revolting to write 15 paragraphs on a book you didn't find of pleasure.Why can't George Orwell write a book about a possum who enjoys waffles and watching forest gump! INSTANT CLASSIC! (almost as instant as those powder mashed potatoes my father makes me) Why do they need instant potatoes anyway? Is there some kind of potato shortage I was unaware of?!?!?!?!?!??!It's absolutley revolting! I apologize for the haphazard post today but you all know that once you get my little maddie mind working , there's no going back! So, after I complained and moaned and sang Miley Cyrus's The climb a few times I finished the test and got to go make gingerbread houses with my friends Abbie, Kelly, and Alicia. Our goal was to build the tallest gingerbread house EVER but learned early on that we lacked the ability and logical thinking needed to create a solid structure with cheap-o Grahamcrackers! Plan B was...... a homeless shelter! I brilliant and nearly flawless plan! Homeless gingerbread families across the nation would be given a warm festive place to spend the holidays! Just another way to inflict upon the holiday favorite "Joy to the world!" When it came time to decide who's gingerbread house was the best I was almost positive we would win! I mean honestly, who can deny a homeless shelter of  an award and gift card?! Well, the answer just so happened to be our Justin Bieber loving teacher Mr. Beutner! Does he have no heart?! It's just sickening to watch a gingerbread mansion with a mini gingerbread bill gates or Donald Trump walk away with the pride and glory of an Itunes gift card and leave the homeless without a single cent for Christmas music! It's like having a majestic pony but never telling it how majestic and ah-dorable (hehehheheh jenny!)it is.............JUST PLAIN WRONG! So once again my jolly trolley holiday spirit was crushed! (It's amazing I haven't turned into the Grinch!) Well, after that we had our annual assembly where my sister cheered as part of the school's spirit line team.(Congrats to Kennedy who finally made the good squad, how it happened, well I guess it was a Christmas miracle!) This year's assemblies haven't been much fun, probably because when we look down on those little 6th graders we wonder what they'll someday make of Aprende middle school! I remember being a little sixer, and watching all the eighth graders look cool with their Boyfriends,converse, purple hair, lip piercings and skinny jeans and wondering if I'll someday be like that too. Well now it's 8th grade, my hair is still blonde, I still wear giant hoodies and act like I'm in 6th grade! Some people just never change! Well, lets just pray those sixers and sevies don't screw it up like we did....... OH MY POSSUM I ALMOST FORGOT THE SINGING BOY! *GASP* HOW COULD I FORGET THE SINGING BOY????? Well, as my best friend Kelly and I where gazing upon the 6th graders Kelly pointed out a very enthusiastic kid in the stands singing the line to every song played during the assembly! And I mean EVERY SONG! Anything from Katy Perry to Taylor swift that kid was singing it loud and proud! He just might be my new idol! Reminds me a bit of myself singing in my beloved, what once was a-lab! Well, I guess you guys have suffered enough of my sick twisted mind, so at that, I will leave you with pictures of such inspiration! Much Much Much Much Maddie Love, Maddie :)

The singing kid! :)

Caitlyn in her beautiful justin Bieber shirt!

Our homeless shelter

kennedy's cheer team!

The spirit stick!

Zach, Johnny, and Ryan witht he spirit stick...... (like that's not trouble)

The singing boy......... singing!

                                 Well as you can probably tell I had a pretty awesome possum friday....... Probably one of the best EVER! And I mean that with all my hearty heart and soul/ That's right that's 100% of my little maddie heart and soul, which we all know has the ability to heal all the worlds wounds and still have enough to bake a cake......... with love.............


Much Much much much maddie love,


MADDIE! :) :)

FLIPPED! (a love story) :)

Heya to all you gilly goats out there! Today I have quite the tale to tell as I have come across my future husband............. And no it is not Sheldon :) This time it tis a boy like no other! BRYCE LOWSKI FROM THE MOVIE FLIPPED! Now, I read the book a measly 3 years ago and shame myself for not imagnining the beauty of my (newly) beloved bryce! Books always tend to ruin the judgement in characters because in the books we never see how stunning the characters are but in the movies they can be as mean and cruel as they want because they got those snazzy super model (and yes, I do mean super) looks that girls like me find..........charming! It's like Jacob in twilight, nobody cares if he's being rude and trying to steal bella from edward when he's got a blinding smile like that! (no wonder taylor swift wrote a whole album abut him!) Well, after watching a miniscule 3 minutes I was just about as dazzled as a possum in a tree! Here are some pictures of my soon to be husband!Much Much Much Much Maddie Love, Maddie :)

Look at that face, he's probably thinking about how amazing and beautiful I am!

There's Bryce and His grandpa on a nightly stroll, probably talking about me
and how great our wedding will be!

There's Bryce and I at the bus stop completely and madly in love! I mean look
at his face, obviously lost in my flawless features and dreamy hazel eyes!

Bryce and I in class, writing each other love notes and doodling each other's names
in our notebooks!

There's me sniffing byrce's hair and whispering love poems I wrote about him
in my diary. Ah, the things we do for love!

There's me delivering bryce some eggs for him and his family, my man's gotta stay in shape
if he's gonna carry me out of the church on our wedding day!

HAHAHAHAH This girl already has blonde hair, how serendipitous! Thank goodness too, I suck at drawing on the computer!Okay, here's Bryce and I in front of the flame of eternal love in science class, oh how our classmates must envy us!

There's Bryce studying politics late at night so he can back me up during lit group discussions!
 Mrs. Warnock  will be delighted that our relationship allows us to grow as young readers aspiring poets, and
proud voices of the american people! (Even though all that reading log time could be spent with me!) :)

Bryce and I planting a tree, a symbol of our love's strength, beauty, prosperity, good nature, simplicity, well being and life that never seems to fade.

Bryce and Maddie sitting in a tree........................... (a sycamore tree that is)

Well, a love story honestly doesn't get any grander than that! (probably why it was made into a movie) (but that's just the way I roll)

And with nothing intelligent or moderately important to say.........

Bryce and I wish you the warmest of holidays and an awesome possum new year! :)

Vegas!

Wowie Maui to all my thirsty tyrannosauruses out there! Well a week ago (or longer, I've finally found a computer to blog on...) I went to Vegas for my aunt barb's 50 BIRTHDAY PAR-TAY! (I don't know if it's safe that I put her age on here, but I'm willing to take the risk!) (People like me gotta live dangerously!) Well, upon our Vegas arrival, We got to go on the new bridge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And it was LAME! I couldn't see one bit of Nevada's beloved hydroelectricity provider (the hover dam) (which thanks to social studies class last year I know is named after president hoover) Well, anyways after a long ride of listening to my sister yap on and on about things that have nominal significance and lack any mentally stable person's attention My little Maddie ears hurt from having to listen to my ipod for 6 hours straight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! After arriving at the Rio hotel, my only desire was to eat a 5 star meal, sleep in a King size bed and eat a couple of pillow chocolates, Pretty reasonable right? But NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! We spent like 6 minutes in the elevator trying to get to our room, and when we walked in, I would've sworn we were in a house! Probably because the room was BIGGER than my house. At first i was Incredibly impressed, then saddened by the fact that it was bigger than my house, (are we really that poor) Hahahahah Just kidding........ But seriously. The room was 3 beautiful stories and had 2 JACUZZIS! (one in which I took a lovely relaxing bath) And because I don't want to brag I'll just say we had a very lovely dovely night! Next morning We got up and decided to go out riding the New York New York Roller coaster which was rather fun except for the first time when my sister's phone fell off and I had to deal with the waterworks, which is absolutely no competition for the Belagio! :) After that we rode it about 20 more times, meeting others from lands far and wide! That night we ate at a lovely buffet where I had a very jolly time with my beautiful family! I was then shipped off to my cousin Jeven's house where we spent the night watching Phineas and Ferb in their Casida! Fun times! :) The next morning was My dearest aunt Barb's Birthday party!!!!!!!!!!!! (me, being the Par-tay animal I am, was prepared for a giant festivity, thinking that turning 50 is a humongous deal, well apparently not!) It was a very good party, My aunt jen went above and beyond decorating and preparing food, it had amazing potential to be the most epic birthday party ever, but I guess no one else thought running around screaming the lyrics to taylor Swift songs was a jolly trolley time!!! (they missed out) Singing about boys that break your heart is definitely a great way to spend a Saturday night!!!!!!!!!!! Well, After the giant festivities my little maddie body couldn't stand it and I crashed pretty early!!!!! That's what i get for being 5'5 and as thin as a post (oh the prices I pay). Well, anyways, Here are some pictures of my Awesome Possum time! Much Much Much Much Maddie Love, Maddie :)

A little bit of our room!

Jeven, Kennedy, and I

Me wearing my grandma's spiffy shoes! (like my socks??)

jeven watching 2012 (she was incredibly happy some people lived)

jeven and I.

AWARENESS DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He he he to all the huffing hippos in the zoo cage sea! Well to today tis Friday, a grand day of the week! Actually, it was pretty incredible if y'all ask me. Today was my pod's awareness day :) It's this magical day when my fellow classmates and I get together and talk about our feelings. Now normally I only have one feeling, a feeling I feel is universal........... happiness. Well apparently I'm the only one who feels this way because everyone is so sad and depressed on the inside! It just breaks my little Maddie heart! Lots of kids that I've known forever, am really close with, or kids I barely knew before today are so much more than I think they are and I was shocked to know what some of them go through.
It really opened my eyes and made me see how lucky i am to not have the worries or be in the situations of my peers. (normally) I try to keep my blog as happy and entertaining as possible and keep the writing a bit childish but I'm serious about how amazing today was. Kids in my small group actually feel like my family now and have given me a whole new appreciation for my home life, my friends, and my family who treat me right, respect me, and give me the love and support I need.

Sitting there in group today I see how truly lucky I am because a lot of kids don't have what I have and it absolutely kills me to know that. In fact, the cool thing is that after we finished up and went back to our classrooms, kids treated each other differently. People were talking to people they didn't normally talk to, a lot of people were nicer to one and other and everyone seemed like they walked away with something. I know I had made at least 2 new friends. It was probably one of the most touching experiences of my life, and I will never forget how incredible it was, and what it taught me. So with that I say...........Much Much Much Much Maddie Love, Maddie :)

(ps. you should all be very proud that I learned how to use paragraphs! :) )

Just another manic friday!

Sup to all my pretty pufferfishies out there! Today is FRIDAYYYYYYY! Which means that the cafeteria has PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICHES!!!!!!!!!!!! YIPPIE KI YAY! But truthfully, that's not what made my day so........blog worthy......... Well it's mainly because I had a honey bunches os fun today! In math, Kelly and  did math, kinda lame right?! Well wrong, because it just so happened to be a beautiful bestest buddie bonding time! Social studies was awfully lame as we had a texan sub who made us read about phillup malloy humming to the star spangled banner and didn't pick my name to read EVEN ONCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How dare she deprive my class the beauty of my angelic voice? (sick twisted people should not be temporal educators!) It makes my little maddie face red with maddie rage (the most deadly kind of rage there is) (and why yes, I do pride myself on that) Science was.......... interesting. Jenny and i sang several taylor swift songs and made graphs of our data so it was a pretty easy going class! Academic lab sent me back to the evil Texan sub but she did let me enjoy a game of silent ball! After that came lunch time wehre I nourished my little maddie stomach with a sammich and no milk, thanks to my bestest buddie lelly naumann who thought it would be so cool to hang on to my milk while I fought her for it and let it go all over ryan. ah, poor ryan! And then guess what comes?! LANGUAGE ARTS! Where something happened that is to horrifying to talk about on my blog and something I hope will NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (my seat buds know what happened lol) But we still had a jolly time playing spies in the library, well, until i did  a tuck and roll into a bookcase. After my head stopped throbbing pe was pretty funny because I got to show off my mad football skills! :) Then came the oh so lame and boring dance in which was stupid because they didn't play ONE HANNAH MONTANA SONG! And there was a ton of annoying people there acting like they were to cool for dances! But alas my night was saved when we decided to steal my neighbor's giant blow up green man and make them pay a Ransom of 2 popcorn bags to get it back, BTW the popcorn sucked. Well that was my super dooper jolly trolley day filled with joy and butterflies! Much Much Much Much Maddie Love, Maddie :)

Where do my days go?

BONJOUR to all my puffy poodles out there! Well things over the past couple days have been super duper boring. But I think I've found some new inspiration!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well recently, in my academic lab, I was told I would be leaving to join a new a-lab, one full of awkward kids that don't talk to me! But when i got there we got to watch the movie Apollo 13! :) Despite my broken heart, I sat and watched the lovely movie until I realized something........... one of the astronauts was FOREST GUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And me (feeling pretty smart) Decided to announce it to my new academic lab, but guessed what happened?! I GOT SENT TO THE TIME OUT CHAIR! Now, you may be wondering how long I lasted without getting in trouble, well it had been an agonizing 10 whole minutes .......... NEW RECORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just kidding, I usually never get in trouble, and when i do, it's usually for being incredibly creative and funny (which we all know i just can't help!) All my teachers are just jealous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Much Much Much Much Maddie Love, Maddie :)

Forest Gump as Forest gump

Forest gump as an astronaut!

Can you feel the excitement pulsing through your body!
Who knew forest gump could be part of the apollo 13 mission?!

Maddie, the par-tay girl!

Hey hey hey on a happy fall day to all my naked trees out there!!! Well, as you have probably noticed........... It's been a little quiet here on my blog, the reason being, I've just been having to much fun to even post! Sad, Isn't it? Well Over the past couple weeks I've atteneded two awesome possum parties for my friends Ariana and Maggie! :) Both were a jolly trolly time, and beyond blog worthy, so here we go!!!!!!!PEACE,EDWELLA,LOVE,AND SMILEYS =D =) =P =l

Ariana Has been a close friend of mine since 7th grade, this year she turned 14 and so we helped her celebrate by attending a surprise Birthday party her family threw her at a park by our school. When we got there we were asked to fill up water balloons to chuck at her when she arrived (nobody objected) So off into the smelly bathrooms we went! It was there where Alicia, Kelly, Maggie,Ryan, Eli, Jenna, Abbie, and Brooke huddled together and soaked at each other attempting to fill up the balloons however, all was successful when she arrived and We chucked all 50 of them at her as hard as we could (If that's not friendship, I don't know what is!) After that we decided it would be fun to chase around the park's train and hop on it, so we set off barefoot after the train only to find that the park's grass was filled with millions of burs and spikes that just LOVE to stab my feet and make it impossible for me to run! (thus I thank Alicia for piggybacking me around the park, even though from past experience I have come to find Alicia is a very very horrible person to receive piggyback rides from.)(YOU GO GLENN COCO) Anyways, as we all made the painful journey back, unsuccessfully jumping on the train, we headed back to the park's splash play area and soaked ourselves in dirty city water in front of little kids, (how sweet of us) and I managed to get a couple of burs out of my feet, so life was good. That is until, our cake fight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now Ariana, Ryan, Eli, and I were the only ones interested in fighting with cake, so we chucked cake at each other while the other kids pathetically watched. After our epic cake fight however, everyone got bored so we all mosey'd on over to ryan's house where ryan threw his dog and judged our celing touching competition!

 

The birthday Girl Ariana Covered in cake!

 

Some of us on the park swings

                                            Maggie,Me, Ryan, and Ariana after the cake fight!

                                            During the cake fight, Man does Ariana look happy!

                                           A not so very attractive picture of my and ryan eating chips

                                          Me jumping to touch ryan's beautiful Celing!

Well, I guess you could say that was about the best party ever, but I can't say that because then I'd be calling Maggie's party less fun and I haven't even talked about that yet so I guess I shouldn't say anything................

Yet.........

Well, Maggie's party took place on a lovely evening in which I have to say was one of my better hair nights. Shortly after I arrived we had decided to go to the park (the same one from Ariana's party) And chase the train around yet.......again. Now you would think I'm a train chasing expert by now but your wrong, oh so very terribly wrong........ Anyways, at the park everyone thought it would be cool if someone hode the little kid rides and me, a lover of both rides and free amusement decided to do it. Now, normally kids my age wouldn't be caught dead in a little kiddy farris wheel ride, but luckily, I'M NOT ONE OF THEM! So in to the small little chair I went, waiting for the joy and happiness two quarters would bring me, but alas, that joy never came. The ride appeared to be broken, not that we noticed but it was rudely pointed out by the 16 year old kid who works there. Well turns out he's also the train driver so guess who got irriateted with 8 girls chasing the train across the park and decided to blow the little train whistle at them and shoot them mean looks..........THAT GUY! Oh memories! Well after our train chasing expedition we all headed back to Maggie's house where we ate, made soda coozies, and Listened to music until it was time to go COSMIC BOWLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, apparently I was the only one who had ever been cosmic bowling before so everyone got all excited for nothing. But I have to admit, we still had a pretty sock rocking time! After all the fun and excitement of cosmic bowling it was sleepover time and everyone started texting like crazy so me, thinking that a party is not texting time, entertained myself with sitting under a sleeping bag and quietly humming then yelling out BAT CAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Which made everyone stop texting and want to party with me, sadly, lauren's sleeping bag wasn't big enough for 8 girls so I came up with like 9 other games to play to keep everyone entertained (because that's just how I roll) and then I fell asleep on the floor at around 4 in the morning so everyone else got bored and went asleep too.

                              All of us except Lauren(who was taking the picture with her mad photography skills)

Me acting like a little kid on the kiddy ride

Here I am drinking soda out of my beauftiful straw and playing with my phone that I covered in foam stickers!

Me on the kiddy ride :)

Maggie and I

Us partying! woot!

Chilling on the couch!

Cosmic bowling, With Me, ryan, Maggie and Julia!

The beautiful bubble on ariana's shoe!

cosmic bowling with Ariana, Brooke, Julia, Chance, me, and Jackson.

Ariana, Ryan, and I.

Me, Julia, Brooke, Lauren, and Jackson.

Brooke, Me, Jackson, and Ryan.

Just another magical Saturday........

HOLA to all my buttery fingered bobcats! Guess who's really bored?! THIS GIRL! There's nothing fun to do at 11! (well except make a wish on 11:11 but that's stinking it!) But guess what?! TODAY NATIONAL COMIC BOOK DAY! (so that's why the nerds were all excited for the weekend) As well as the oh so magical day mary poppins premiered! WHATTA JOLLY TROLLY DAY! Man i need to be quoted, I could help heal the worlds deep wounds with my antibiotic inspirational words! (almost like the way i fill the worlds awkward silences with my angelic singing voice!) Man what don't I have, oh yeah, A YACHT! The jo bros and I were partying on it and when thier body gaurd big rob stepped on the boat, it was over, that sucker plunged down into my swimming pools dark abyss! I had to round up at least 6 football players to yank that thing out of the water, and it's still hasn't sold on ebay! (apparently people aren't very fond of damaged yachts, those fudge faces!) Poor thing must feel so unloved, kinda like a frog statue in a hoarders house! Poor frog......... :(

My beautiful yacht, ah the glory days!

How pristine!

The ice hockey arena on my yacht, for my Canadian guests.

The laser tag arena I had installed so I could practice my mad laser shooting skills.

My private jets and my crew!

The food court, they're supposed to be putting in an olive garden any day now...........

My lovely lovely movie theater where I watch movies with my homie steven speilburg!

The grand entrance, sort of lame i know..........

The pool and slide area located on the top deck.

The mini mall....

My chillaxing area from a stressful day of relaxing on my yacht.

Two loons on my yacht........

Alas, my yacht's glory days are over, he will be dearly missed............