MY ABSOLUTLEY POSITIVELY AMAZING CIRCUS MAN!

GUESS WHAT! tHE COOLEST THING EVER MADE IS IN MY HAND THIS VERY MOMENT IT'S NOT A TOWER, IT'S NOT A PLANE, IT'S NOT A CHOCLATE CHIP WAFFLE, IT'S A CIRUS MAN! Yes, you heard correctly, circus man! Dude I like LOVE him with a burning passion! He's the most multitalented little circus man EVER! He's even good looking! Here's a picture of this little man of awesomeness!

Look at how utterly amazing he is!

He's so skilled the blood doesn't even rush to his head after 4 hours!

Now he's a talented trapezee artist, look at those snazzy pants!

Doesn't he just have the cutest face!

Well, See, ISN'T HE JUST THE MOST AMAZING THING TO EVER WALK THE EARTH! THE sad thing is I can't come up with a name awesome enough for such an amazing little dude! Any awesome seggestions?