Ello to all my fellow bloggers and blog readers out there! This is my blog (as if you didn't know) Where I write about what's going on in my awesome possum life, or what's on my little maddie mind. I wouldn't say It's your ordinary blog, but who needs to be ordinary in a world as cool as this?! So sit back in that snazzy swivel chair of yours and check it out, you won't be dissapointed!
Howdy to all yall' snazzy selves out there readin' this here blog! Well, today was an absolutely positively jolly day in the oh-so amazing life-o-me! As most of you intent readers know, I'm an eighth grader (applause applause), which just so happens to mean I'm officially allowed to have fun! YIPPIE KI YAY! While all those measly little 6th and 7th graders have to learn I get to enjoy my youth (during my free period) and mess around with my friends, and (technically) yes, we were allowed to run around in the halls and do stupid things because my a-lab teacher was stupid enough to allow ten kids to "work on the yearbook" (mess around in the school hallways), now, what exactly did we do, you ask? Well it can't be described in many words, however I can find to that are rather fitting.........HAVE FUN! Well lucky for all you diligent duckies, WE TOOK PICTURES!
Maggie,Me,Abbie, and Isiah!
Us and our classic THUMBS UP poses....
Group shot expressing the joy and fun we are all flourishing with!
Chillen in the trash cans, I don't know how it gets better than this!(don't worry, they're clean!)
Us looking scared in front of the ISI room!
Uh, so why don't we lay on the floor, and you guys sit on the broken tables???????? shot!
Our way of "hiding"
Our "epically failed" jump shot......
I fell..............
So as you can see we just had the awesomest possumest time in A-lab today, but don't worry, we didn't do this for the fun and enjoyment of ourselves, we did it for the good of the yearbook! Now people will be able to look back and say, GEE, we had the strangest 8th graders in Aprende history! But remember this (my sage words of advice) Being strange makes life more fun! (Because I'm almost positive all the other kids were stuck listening to a boring lecture while we ran around and fell in trash cans) (clearly, the trash cans win......)
Hey all you jolly jellyfishes swimming through my Maddie sea! Guess what?! (no I didn't dominate the world.....yet) I'm now, officially an 8th grader! Now, I may not sound very excited about this beautiful event, but as I sit on my snazzy computer swivel chair I am Yippie Ki yaying my little possum lovin' heart out! Being an 8th grader means you can yell at the 6th graders and boss them around like little circus ponies! (especially the ones that look like lost puppies in the rain, those are the most fun to mess with) And when you talk to them they act as if they're talking to a Goddess (which I am, only because you automatically proclaimed one for having a blog as awesome as mine is) HOWEVER 8TH GRADE IS NOT AS JOLLY AS IT APPEARS! Usually I've had some AH-MA-ZAH-ING teachers, but this year all my teachers seem to have a secret "no fun" rule! And all I have to say about that is, HOW DARE THEY TAKE AWAY THE ONE THING THAT MOTIVATES ME TO COME TO SCHOOL (not including breakfast for lunch day) AND DEPRIVE MY (seemingly) FRAGILE AND INNOCENT SOUL FROM DEVELOPING SOCIAL SKILLS AND HAVING A JOYOUS TIME WHILE RECEIVING A VERY PRECIOUS AND HARD EARNED EDGUMACATION! Well okay, not all of them are bad, mainly my language arts and science teachers who I will call Mrs. Meanie face 1 and Mrs. meanie face 2. (how they're both Mrs.'s is no doubt the 8th wonder of the world) Mrs. Meanie face 1 is my language arts teacher who yells at us for answering questions (poor Ryan being a victim of her wrath, lord bless the poor boy) And is the type of person who just makes you want to go errrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh in frustration! And then tell her that she should shut her yap before the big scary kid in time out in the back of the room (because it would be considered un lady like of me to tell her) super glues it shut for her! Not far behind on the Maddie hate list is teacher Mrs. Meanie face #2! Mrs. Meanie face #2 is very annoying for multiple reasons, one of them being she is very very strict! I understand wanting your students to be respectful, but would it kill you to smile for a second? Her meanie face does NOT make the classroom a jolly place! And the one that really bothers me is After every sentence she says she silently whispers Okay? to herself, as if she needs to reassure herself about what she's saying, I counted today and got a whopping total of 26 okays! It's almost as if she can't think in a continuous cycle! If that's the case, I fear the future scientists of America. But I really can't complain (even though I just did, but this is my blog and I can type whatever I want so PUT THAT IN YOUR OVEN AND BAKE IT) (ha ha h aha ha that was quite clever of me) Because 90% (and counting) of my friends are in my pod (NO NOT A GROUP OF WHALES) (it's a term used for grouping of classes) so My buds, AND BESTEST BUDDIE IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD LELLY NAUMANN are in my classes, and even though I have sucky teachers, I have the awesome possum power to make this year what I want it to be, and trust me, I will.
Well this summer a girl had to do what a girl has to do! HAVE FUN! I'm mean that's all we really want, is some fun, when the working day is done, oh girl's just wanna have fun. A little word of advice to my blog readers, If it's in a song, it's 100% true! This summer (summer Oh ten) (I find much pleasure spelling it that way....) I spent a lot of time doing things with my friends, things that you might describe as stupid, Idiotic, lame, sad, strange, awesome, and just downright amazing! It's mostly because I have the awesomest possumest people in the world as my friends, thus we're entitled to doing the awesomest possumest things ever! And you may be asking yourself, what could possibly be so awesome possum as to where it would even be considered awesome possum (I know, I don't get it either) Ok ok ok, I'll stop confusing all yall' and Show you the pretty pretty pictures of summer OH TEN!
Alicia opening a door! Me, Abbie, and Bailey rollerblading! Bailey eating her otter pop! Alicia in front of a Gigantic doll house! Abbie and Alicia in the huge doll house! Alicia and I with our oh- so beautiful Drink hats! We're nerds! Drinking soda.... from hats, can it possibly get any better than this???!! We toe-tal-e rock the nerd look! On the little sctooter things in the mall! Screw the bus, I'm taking this thing to school! The Lego people we built! Under cover spies/doctors and lumberjacks!
Oh yes, you wish you looked this cool in joe jonas glasses! THE FREE COUCH AND MATRESS BY TIMMY'S HOUSE! Alicia riding on kennedy's bike! Abbie and Bailey eating watermelon and fries! Us, In barbie form! uh............. yeah...... My collection of hand sanitizers that we're 100% paid for and not stolen! Mall cops just have little faith in the future of America these days! Our new bear PHILLIP PRESTON! Kelly and I with Phillip Preston! :) Abbie with her puppet finger man (whom which she adores!) Abbie with a Justin Beiber poster that came with a Justin Beiber book.......
Hola All you fancy Flamingos! Sorry I haven't posted lately but my lame and frail typist finny was sick with the dreadful Plague thus I (being the amazing charitible,kind, loving and over all amazing person ever) Gave Finny a few weeks off to recover from her horrid sickness. However in Finnny's absence I decided that summer MUST go on, and with that I flew my self up to Montana to visit my Lovely dovely grandparents O' mine! Every year my grandparents set up this "summer camp" where we do a buttload of amazing activities in the course of 3 days! And as most of you know I enjoy amazing buttloads of activities very much so! Now, Reading about these is often considered a very fun thing, However I am a firm believer that one picture is worth a thousand words and I know that that's way more than Finny could ever type about one picture, so to help you soak in the joy and excitement of this magical trip, here are the pictures of my awesome possum time!
Me, Jeven, and Kennedy in the raft!
Me, Kennedy, and Jeven floating down the river like real Monatna River Rafters in the moss covered area! My super duper grandma! This beautiful fish caught by my uncle Steve against the very festive woodsy scenery. Me with my snazzy fishing pole! Uncle Steve Fly Fishing (with a huge lack of Fly involvement!) Jeven Sticking her pole in the water......... GREAT CAESAR SALAD! It's a loner duck! The superfantastical pond filled with fish that hate me! Kennedy and Jeven chillen in my grandparents beautiful backyard! Tim and Joe with their Birthday cakes that we made! Tim and Joe festively opening thier cards with a very stylish ballon boa that took me a very long time to make! Me with the apple bars we made! My sock monkey Sheldon Chives on the Airplane! (I was so proud of my baby boy!)
As I can probably tell by the zealous look on your face that you enjoyed reading this, and your probably even a bit jealous of my amazing time, which you should be, and If your not then I suggest you receive some mental help! :)
Hey all you hungry hippos out there!! Well as all yall know, I just got back from Minneapolis, and just about had the jolliest of all jolly times hanging out with my cuzins, and celebrating my supercalifradilistic, (and not very frail) Grandmother's BIRTHDAY! WOOT! (it's the human version of the owl's original, HOOT!) Well, Here are two videos, one that includes the making of my great grandmothers dearest bear EVIE! And a sideshow of the pictures taken on the trip! So grab your bags of that fancy shmancy microwaveable popcorn (I prefer mine hand popped by my little elf minions) and Delight your eyes with the best video since "charlie bit my finger" USA Today says, "it's a beautiful masterpiece" New york times declares "90 fagillion thumbs UP!" Steven Spielberg announces, "Best work in the history of movie making, pushes E.T. right off the list!"
HEY ALL YALL FANCY BLOGGERS AND ALL YOU READERS, I BETCHA CAME HERE FOR A GOOD OLD FASHION MADDIESCOOLBLOG POST! And not that I tell everyone this (just all my adoring fans and my 500,00 closest friends, I guess you could say it's kinda exclusive...) But I went on vacation....... TO MINNEAPOLIS, (a mini appolis) For my great (i mean generation wise but she is a pretty great woman if you ask me) Grandma's 90th birthday, AND NO I DID NOT STUDDER, I truly mean that she just turned 90 years of age!!!!!!! So for all of you fancy folks at home.....GIVE HER A ROUND OF APPLAUSE! It takes sheer effort, concentration, devotion, waffles, and the dodging of many bullets (if your a secret FBI agent like me) to preform such an amazing task of pure endurance, and after 90 years she still keeps trucking along, I in fact emailed Obama this great news and all I got back is a restraining order! Jerk! Bush would've at least sent me a warning! So anyways here are some pictures of my amazing adventures! Sorry for the lack of perfect picture order! But this way, it's more mysterious, magical, magnificent, marveling, mystical, MOOT! (whatever that means)
Mike and I! look at us and our beautiful smiles!
This kid in the airport watching the Brady bunch on his laptop! If that kid had a myspace he'd
so be on my TOP!
Jeveie and Kennedy, are wanted BY THE CREEPY STALKER KID!
(these are their disguises! And if I do say so myself, I'm feeling
the start of a brand new fashion revolution!)
Sarah and I showing off our mad spoon holding skills!
Mike and his refreshing lemonade! :)
Sarah and I looking as fancy as a possum in a
purple barn on Tuesday (which we all know is pretty dang fancy!)!
Grown up menus! Congrats Mike and Richie!
Michael and Richie, straight up chillen!
Michael eating his burger!
All of us being wet after the log rides at nickelodeon universe!
Kenny, Sarah and jevie in the log ride!
Look at us rocking that log! Sorry the pictures fuzzy, I took it off the monitor!
There's NO STINKING way i'm paying 14 bucks a picture!
Me, sarah and Richie!
Mikes and Richie in the Fairly odd parents ride!
Us girls, well besides Michael, HAHA HA JUST KIDDING! iN THE SUBWAY!
Mike towering over me like a god in the clouds, minus
the clouds and well, the god part. :)
The evil building Blinding us! those dang building jerks just have to go building
giant buildings that reflect the suns beautiful ultraviolet rays into my precious maddie eyes!
see that sticker, it speaks the truth!
Sarah's mouth! Look at those PURRLY whites! (hehehehe i sounded like a kitty)
Us thinking about the score!
Oh, nothing is better than cuzinly love!
Look it's me and some strange girl with a mustache, she should join
My possum circus (SOON TOURING, SO YALL BETTER GET YOUR TICKETS!)
PERFECT!+
THE STADIUM! (Finny (my personal typist) puts things in all
caps to express the excitement in my voice as I sit here watching Icarly!
My future occupation, once I quit the whole rock star, award winning actress, telephone operator, world class possum farmer, and gazillionaire thing.... :)
Yay! Baseball time!
Kenny, Jeven, and I! MY hair looks fake in this picture..... Kinda like finnys! (finny gives maddie evil glare through her glasses)
Sarah and Michael on the subway (and no I don't mean the sammich shop!
On our balcony........ spitting!
Jeven and Mike!
Look at my little shopper cuzin!
The one of many pictures we took in the itunes store!
BEST STORE IN THE WHOLE MALL (and it's a very very very big mall!)
MY NEW BEST FRIEND!
Me, sarah and mike on the comfy and smelly chair in hollister!
Michael in the perfume reeking chair!
Look! Sarah found the clearence rack! $79! WHAT A BARGAIN!
Us at the game! Looking somewhat cool!
(my mad photography skills) Us in front of the lego
robot man dude thing!
Mall of AMURICA!
that was quite the elevator ride!
those Embassy suite elevator rides.......... TWO THUMBS UP!
Beautiful wallpaper background, but I guess we're kinda beautiful too!
Those days were filled with Piggy back rides, de-activated room keys, dead girls dragged on water slides, creepy stalkers (DTH), falling in the subways, hunting for twins shirts, getting mirror maze stickers, Riding on logs, Coughing like seals, getting pelted with ice cubes, making bears for beloved grandmother, watching puppy videos, screaming at lighting, and spiders, saying nom nom nom, taking pictures in the apple store, watching a BOSE video, dropping 5 dollar bills, jumping in elevators, playing cards, breaking my necklace, jeven looking for her necklace, slapping eachother with our hair, "approving" eachothers friends, making pyramids in the water, being blinded by buildings, eating kettle corn, waking up to late for breakfast, eating gross jelly beans, hiding on stairs, beating eachother up (kindly) strange high fives, meeting pac sun workers, and nerdy game stop people, shopping in abercrombie, sarah cleaning my teeth, screaming our heads off on the family ride, talikng to melissa, having people look at us strangley, eating popcorn and mixing sodas, and I couldn't have asked for a better time! I want to thank everyone INCLUDING MY GREAT (who's also very great) GRANDMA for such a great time and for a very happy 90th birthday! I love yall and hope to see you very soon! It wouldn't have been the awesomest possumest trip ever without all yall! So give yourselves pats on the back!
