Since a recent discovery, or rather act of punishment on my poor soul, my blog as risen to it's golden age. A time of prosperity, creativity, and mortification on my behalf. It is my self proclaimed "adoring" fans that push me to continue on in the documentation of my humiliating and overall boring life.... weekly. I'm still the 5'4 (Yes, STILL) weird looking girl that wears excessive amounts of purple and sings hannah montana daily. I've just gotten a heck of a lot better at hiding it. In which case, you should all be grateful. I'm a hot mess.
I'd like to think that I can someday we can all put this behind us and realize that there is no help for me, I'm literally stuck this weird forever. *please take a moment to pray for the man who ends up marrying me* Actually, I take that back. Who wouldn't want a slice of maddie pie? (this would be the part where you all raise your hands and I storm out of the room offended) I would like to personally thank you all for making me even more of a loser than I already am, as I lay in bed at ten thirty in complete darkness twisting my legs in an awkward position in order to keep the computer from falling on my face as I type. (Blogging accidents are NOT covered by my insurance plan.....My dad's cheap like that) Anyway, I just spent twenty minutes of my incredibly purposeful life photo shopping a few photos for you all... but because the website decided they were too controversial for the Internet, they must be postponed until another post. Until then,
Much Much Much Much Maddie Love, Maddie :)
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