Halloween.......

Hi, i'm maddie and today i've decided to finally sit my buttt down and right a post! Yeah sorry about that, rught as my life actually gets interesting I don't write about it, funny how that works huh? Ok Well i'm going to start off with halloween, my dad ALWAYS has to do something big for EVERY holiday and of course I get stuck helping him make his impossible ideas come to life in our very own front yard, exciting huh, WELL I'M NOT EVEN FINISHED! Ok this years idea was to create an nine foot spider in the front yard out of plumbing tubes,bailing wire and duct tape, lets just say this didn't go over very well and day one was spent doing trail and error, with no sucess. Day two was better, once my dad came to his senses and relized he was going to have to glue it it together instead of having it covered in duct tape! And after gluing it it actually stood (sadly it was about 6 inches short of what my dad invisioned but I guess he accepted it really well) Before we put the spider in the yard I wrapped balck yarn all throughout the yard to make it look like a spider web, and truthfully THAT WAS THE WORST IDEA EVER! Because when it came time to put my dad's 81/2 dream spider in the yard it was kinda hard to walk around because we had to be careful not to fall. But once the spider was in it looked awesome and it was toe-tal-ee worth it! Kids are gonna pee thier pants when they walk by our yard from now on!!!! Here are some of the pictures!PEACE,EDWELLA,LOVE,AND SMILEYS =D =) =P =l



My boring yard, the BEFORE.

After, see the gigantic spider in my yard! (if not I recommend

and eye doctor)


The spider! I love his huge fangs, it looks like he needs braces! If you look closely you can see the webbing in the yard and on kennedys window (that was really hard to do)

Some of our old decorations we used. OMG SANATA AND MICKY ARE DEAD!

Us in front of the spider!

At nighttime he has glowing eyes!

Why hello readers of my blog, how are you? GREAT I'M FINE! Anyways, this certainly has been a crazy week, considering i haven't worn a jacket for any of it! (if you know me well this would be a very big shock because even in the middle of July, in Arizona, playing outside, I'VE GOT A JACKET ON!) You may ask what is the reason for this unbalance in the universe (and no people we are not talking about global warming) Well in theater we are making a play and I brought an extra jacket for the play and while I was holding it one of my friends named Isiah came and took it from me and wore it all yesterday. I didn't really care considering I had another one and both (like all of my jackets) had tissues in the pockets so i was positive he would give it back however, I stand corrected because he wore it all day and today (which was weird because it's pink) and right when I got it back my friend Ryan took it from me and wore it for the remainder of the school day and after I hunted him down and got my jacket back i realized that because they both wore MY jacket I honestly didn't want it any more, so I carried it home held away from my body and now i have nothing to keep me warm because I'm certainly not going to wear that pink one ever again and I left my other jacket at my dad's house so I remain jacketless, tragic, isn't it? Well tomorrow I have a math test and science test so I'm gonna have to go study, I'll update yall about my awesome possum life once the jacket situation improves. ( PEACE,EDWELLA,LOVE,AND SMILEYS =D =) =P

PONY JACKET!!!!!!!!!




Look at these people jumping for joy because
THEY HAVE JACKETS!


This little boy looks so cute and WARM in his JACKET!

Look this little girls smiling because she's waring a PINK JACKET JUST LIKE MINE!

MY BIRTHDAY!

Bonjour people and non-people, welcome to my blog! Ok now that that's over I FINALLY GET TO TELL YOU ABOUT MY BIRTHDAY PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok well September 12th (best day ever created) Was my birthday and to celebrate me getting closer to death I decided to have a party with all of my awesome possum friends! It WAS AWESOME! We had a scavenger hunt to find our bear Phillepe (a bear child of me and my friends) Anyway, this evil person (my daddy in a wig) made a video for us and told us he had kidnapped Phillepe and we had 2 hours to find him of Phillepe dies! So of course we set out with our first clue "chocolate chip cookies" . But you see there is a catch, we were all tied together, and the two people on the ends had an item attached to their hand, mine was a vase and my friend Abbie's was a bowling pin (poor Abbie had to drag around a bowling pin that weighed a billion pounds) Our first clue was "chocolate chip cookies" which led us to the sugar where we found another clue (that I can't remember) anyways the hunt for our dear son led us to many random places, but we stayed strong until we found our son. HE WAS IN THE CABINET ALL ALONG!!!!!!!!!! We were so happy to get him back we even took the bag off his head! YUP YOU HEARED ME RIGHT! THE BAG WAS ACTUALLY REMOVED FROM HIS LITTLE FURRY HEAD! Here's some pictures of our adventure!

US WATCHING THE VIDEO!


Walking into my room!


In the cupboard!


Us looking in the dictonary!

Walking down the street

Running down the street

Walking down the sidewalk to the flag

Finding the clue

Posing between trees

Walking back to my home! (home is better than house)

Abbie, Rachel, Maggie, Kelly, and Me!

all of us on my waterfall with Phillepe!

My birthday party was a blast and I want to thank all of you for the cards and Gifts, you should be reciving your thank-you's any day now. And I would also like to give a birthday shoutout to SARAH! HAPPY BIRTHDAY SARAH! Well that's about it, I gotta go trip over something that starts with an L so bye!

Phillepe goes to the park!

Ello bloggers/blog readers/ people who don't know why they're reading this. Well a couple days ago me and my/other peoples bear (PHILLEPE) Went to the park to play and get some exercise (Phillepe has been eating quite a lot of cookies lately, his favorite thing to eat is gummy bears but I think that's just toe-tal-e wrong (because he's a bear). Yeah so when we went to the park Phillepe was like a possum at a cheesecake factory!!!!!!!!! For those of you who don't get it (he was running around, screaming, and attacking a poor little kid who just happened to be passing by with a cheese stick in her hand) Not the most pleasant thing to see I must say. Anyways, PICTURE TIME! (by the way if phillepe is around DON'T SAY CHEESE WHEN YOUR TAKING A PICTURE, for obvious reasons)PEACE,EDWELLA,LOVE,AND SMILEYS =D =) =P =l

Phillepe on a swing LOOK AT HOW ADORABLE HE IS!





Going down a (cheese colored slide, that he tried to eat)


Going down the pole HE LOOKS LIKE A FIREFIGHTER
Minus the whole outfit and stuff!


Chillaxing on a (cheese colored bench, that he also tried to eat!)


Playing with the (CHEESE COLORED window,
he actually tried to oreder food from it)

Well Hope yall enjoyed phillepe's very interesting trip to the park! Hope yall had a great labor day weekand too!

PHILLEPE!

Ello bloggers! I hope you are have having wonderfully amazing weeks because I am and like any blogger would do, I'm going to brag about it until my hands fall off (you get your own blog, you can brag about your awesome week but because this is my blog I get to brag) That's right so here we go with telling of my awesome week! Ok this week has been awesome for one reason, and one reason only. This week my homie Phillepe came for a visit! You might be asking yourself, who is Phillepe? Well now I'm going to reveal who Phillepe is, but to make it more exciting I will put it in all caps! PHILLEPE IS THE MOST AMAZING BEAR EVER! Ok well On a very sunny, and ever so boring day, me and my friends went to the mall and were oh-so very bored so we went to build a bear workshop (a place where you can make bears) And made our little bear Phillepe! Phillepe has four hearts (one for all of my friends and myself) And his name is Phillepe PerzanNaumannVoigtVialobos (My friends and My last name put together) After we made our son we held his hand/paws and skipped with him (like parents swing there children as they walk) And then we went to the candy store where I found a bag (for candy) And put it on Phillepe's head (NOT TO STRANGLE HIM, i WAS SIMPLY PROTECTING HIM FROM SWINE FLU) Now, My friends didn't like it to much but they eventually came around. WE HAD TO PROTECT HIM FROM RANDOMLY NAMED DISEASES! Any way all of my friends already got Phillepe and this week I finally got him!!!!!! However, my friend Abbie brought him to me at school (with the bag on his head) So as I dragged him around all day everyone kept asking me why I was suffocating him and of course I got so sick of it I took the bag off his head. But when I got home I put it back on (what? It's like a security blanket for him) Anyways, HE WAS SO EXCITED TO COME HOME!!!!! I showed him around, made him some grilled cheese and I took pictures of him EVERYWHERE! (he's so photogenic) Take a look! PEACE,EDWELLA,LOVE,AND SMILEYS =D =) =P

Phillepe in the mircowave with the bag on his head!

Phillepe riding a dinosaur, YAY!

Phillepe riding my bike, Look at that terrific posture!

Taking a shower, with his bag, WOW HE'S GOTTA HAVE

CLEAN HEAD!

Phillepe going thorough the doggie door, I think

he was stuck for a while.

Phillepe chillen' with a singned pic of Jhon Mccain!

River rafting, WHAT AN ATHLETE!

With my dad's rubber band ball!

Phillepe's ON A BOAT!

With my awesome gnome from target!

DRINKING COKE!

In the dryer

Climbing a tree, Maybe he's a kowala bear!

Swinging in this amazing hammock!

Hope you enjoyed the pics, You'll be seeing a lot more of phillepe on my blog so keep an eye out for new posts!

Salads,Nicknames, and Mad Jeep Drivers!

Hey guys what's up! Really? That's awesome! OK now my turn! Well today is Sunday and my very boring weekend has come to a very boring ending. (how exciting) Well this week held some excitement, so I guess that makes up for the weekend. Well on Wednesday, as I was going to the bus stop I saw this angry jeep driver. But most people tend to be mad when there riding in jeeps on Wednesday, so I just assumed it was perfectly normal. But when I got there a whole bunch of my bus buddies were laughing and yelling "run" to this one kid (who shall remain nameless) as he ran away. So I asked my bus buddies what was going on and they said that the kid (who shall still remain nameless) threw a rock at the jeep and made the jeep man very mad. OK, Yes it was wrong but it was FUNNY!!!!! So Wednesday morning was awesome, as all Wednesday mornings should be. Thursday lunch was jam packed with awesomeness, because when me and my friend Abbie went to go get our food we saw this teacher with a HUGE BOWL OF SALAD!!!!!! The bowl was the kind of bowl you would use it mix cookie dough or something! And throughout lunch time the lady walked around and ate her huge bowl of salad, eating it away like a starving butterfly. It was one of the funniest things ever! (even funnier than waffles on a grill) (which as we all know is pretty funny) Oh And my brand new bus driver (me yaying in the background) Got my name all screwed up! On my bus seat it says Maddie Wheeler, which is quite fun to say but isn't my name so I'm kind of confused about where I'm supposed to sit. Anyways, now all my bus buddies call me waffle, or Maddie wheeler, which, personally is fine with me, I think a new 2 last names makes me sound more awesome (If that's even possible) (but we all know that my awesomeness is at the maximum level of awesomness, I mean the only person that could beat me is the muffin man). I can't really think of anything else at the moment so at this I will leave you alone on your computer, with nothing better to do than comment on this post, which I highly suggest you do! PEACE,EDWELLA,LOVE,AND SMILEYS =D =) =P =l

My bus driver

OK yes, I finally have a theory as to what happened to the evil bus driver last year (I'm pretty sure you've all heard of the fried chicken incident and so on) As I recall last year I was telling my evil twin (Maddie, she looks a lot like me but don't be fooled) about how evil the bus driver is and I remember Maddie (my evil twin) getting really mad because she said she's the only one who can be evil! And shortly after that, she disappeared for about 16 hours and came back saying "you won't have to deal with her anymore!" And I guess I got so excited about it that I didn't even bother to ask her until this morning when we were eating our waffles for breakfast. She told be that she headed down to Florida, with the bus driver. I shrugged and shoved another mouthful of waffle into my face then she continued on. She spoke loudly to make sure I heard what she was saying while I crunched and munched and ate my waffle. She said that NASA just happened to be launching that day, I gasped and dropped my fork (even though we all know quite well I wasn't using it) I started picturing it in my mind and then maddie said I don't have to because she took pictures and posted them all over the Internet so I would like to show them to you! PEACE,EDWELLA,LOVE,AND SMILEYS =D =) =P =l

That's the bus driver on the rocket!


That's her well actually that's Maddie watching safely in a space suit while the bus driver is "tanning" on the sun!




OH no a solar flare! Don't you just love the look on her face?

The solar flare sent her to Pluto, I guess she forgot to wear a jacket and froze!

See that dot? That's the bus driver "exploring" a black hole

These are my martain buddies and while on vacation they stopped at a restaurant and sent me this picture (they finally fixed the Internet problem there!) Silly bob and Howie stuck out there tongues to get a taste of the dinner, strange how the person on the stick looks just like the bus driver!

Well guys It looks like the bus driver had quite a trip, she must have had so much fun in space she decided she would rather be an astronaut then a bus driver, YAY!!!!!!!!!

School (a place that is spelt with 2 O's)

Ello British people eating scones and sipping tea, I welcome you to my blog where you will read about my awesome possum life! As for the non-British people, um hi! Well seventh grade has started to lighten up, other than the fact I now have to learn to count to seven! (Yay) As most of you know I tried out for the volleyball team this week. After 5 minutes of practice, 7 bad serves, and a motivational speech from the kindergartners (aka my homies, we go way back man I mean every Sunday we get together and watch a winnie the pooh marathon then go to chucky cheese for pizza!) I managed to not make the team. However, a blind person could have predicted that! But a couple days ago when I was walking along the isles of the sock store I realized what my true talent was!!!!!!!!!! I'm gonna be a professional sock pairer, (other than the fact I don't EVER wear matching socks) But I don't see a problem I mean come on it can't be that hard!!!!!!!! Well today, in language arts to be exact, we had to write a story, not a long one but something long enough and so I decided to write about my 2 favorite subjects, elves and waffles!!!!!!!!! It was an absolute master piece!!!! However it's highly confidential and only martains(and possi, the plural of possum)can see. But I will share the highlights of the story. It's about Me, watching TV when all of a sudden a huge stack of waffles appears and then the unexpected happens THERE'S NO SYRUP!!!!!!!!!!! Oh no, I've said to much, I have to go before the martains come from Pluto (they're on vacation) to arrest me. In case I don't get to write another post I want to give my cat to Donald trump, someone please remind him that felines are your friends! Over and out, (ha ha I sound like a pro spy) secret agent BOB aka Maddie PEACE,EDWELLA,LOVE,AND SMILEYS =D =) =P =l

Hey Guys!!!!!!!!! Or girls or gals or whatever!!!!!!!! HI! So The first week of school is over, and sadly, for me, this was not a fun week! I miss 6th grade a lot because my teachers were awesome and my teachers this year are very strange!!!!! My math teacher is WAY TO NICE it just bothers me because she uses this high pitched voice all the time!!!!!!!!!!! And my science teacher is kina mean but he talks like buz lightyear!!!!!! My socail studies teacher told us she does have anger problems and It certainly showed this week!!!!! On the bright side I like my language arts teacher!!!!!OMG I ALMOST FORGOT THE BEST NEWS EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE EVIL BUS DRIVER IS GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Yay yay yay a million times yay!) Now we have this guy who wears glasses and doesn't care about fried chicken Hopefully, things will start looking up!!!!! But me and my friend abbie drew these pictures of our friends and I wanted to show them to you!!!!!!!PEACE,EDWELLA,LOVE,AND SMILEYS =D =) =P =l

This is me and my friends playing basketball but you might want to click on it so you can see it better! I am also mad because this picture looked exactly like the school and over summer they put a white line across the wall!!!!!!!! I think they did it on perpose, I mean as payback for making the whole school believe that cows migrate!!!!!!!!!!! Now thanks to me I've convinced the entire 7th grade that cows really do migrate!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is Abbie's picture and the bear is a bear named phillipe and Me and my friends made him and he's the most amazing mexican named bear in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The rest are all my friends playing basketball (because at our school that's what all the coolish people do, I think!)

Ok well my toe is tingling which means it's time to feed the possums!!!!!! Better go before they eat through the trailer!!!!!!

Montana!!!!!!!

Hey guys OK it's Friday night and I finally had to to blog so between my volleyball boot camp (I'm trying out for volleyball) and homework I really had no time! I'm going to start with my trip to Montana because I finally got the pictures! A couple weeks ago, I went to Montana to visit my grandparents and had such an oh-so fun time with them. But to add to the oh so funess my cousin Jeven and uncle Steve were there as well! We had so much fun, grandma taught us to make rolls and buns (we all know I have no interest in baking because I would rather spend my time playing with my pet rock or poking elves) But I actually had a really awesome opossum time! The second day we went rafting and had yet another awesome opossum time (but it was awesomer) If any of you saw me in north Dakota this summer you would know that I use an abnormal amount of bug spray so on the river I was like one of those bug fan things! My grandma's boss, Tim, took us to the river and so with that I say THANK YOU TIM!!!!!!! he he OK the water was cold (I could have sworn there was ice cubes floating around) But it was so cool! We rafted like real Montana river rats (but I don't understand why rats would like cold water, they seemed like high class animals!) We even got to jump off a cliff (one of my favorite things to do)! It was a total blast! On the third day we went horseback riding and got to ride on my 110th favorite animal A PONEY!!!!!!!! (I don't know why but I just love saying that, PONEY, PONEY PONEY, PONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!) Yay! It was a 2 hour ride and we got to see the river and go up a moutain (which as scary because my horsie/poney slipped) but we had an awesome time!!!!!!!!! On the fourth day we went fishing, and I have to say that was quite an experience!!!! Jeven caught 7 fish, Kennedy caught 7 fish and I, my awesome self caught a whopping total of 2 fish! (please hold for the applause) We spent a good couple hours there, but had a ton of fun, we even saw a moose!!!!!! Well after our 3 days of non-stop fun I was pretty tired! I want to thank my grandma and grandpa for all the fun, it was such a wonderful trip and I have a lot of memories from it!!!!!!!!! Well enough with all these words I suppose you want to see the pictures! PEACE,EDWELLA,LOVE,AND SMILEYS =D =) =P =l



me and kennedy kneading the dough



me jumping off the cliff YAY!

Us playing with the dough again......



Uncle steve and Jeven jumping!!!!

Ok well I'm going to sign off for now but I will be posting agin since my blog is fixed, I hope all of you had a wonderful friday full of awesome opossum funness and smiley faces with mustaches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't forget to comment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Blog troubles!

Hey guys, so sorry I haven't posted in a while Blogger wouldn't let me sign in, so I had to contact them and get them to fix it so I could log on! Well now I'm back and I'm sorry for the inconvinence! Ok well as many of you know I've been on vaction, I went to monatana and just today got back from mexico! (I'll post the pictures when I can) Anyways tomarrow is the first day of school and I'm super excited, I don't have a lot of time right now but I'll update you as soon as possible!!!!PEACE,EDWELLA,LOVE,AND SMILEYS =D =) =P =l