PHILLEPE!

Ello bloggers! I hope you are have having wonderfully amazing weeks because I am and like any blogger would do, I'm going to brag about it until my hands fall off (you get your own blog, you can brag about your awesome week but because this is my blog I get to brag) That's right so here we go with telling of my awesome week! Ok this week has been awesome for one reason, and one reason only. This week my homie Phillepe came for a visit! You might be asking yourself, who is Phillepe? Well now I'm going to reveal who Phillepe is, but to make it more exciting I will put it in all caps! PHILLEPE IS THE MOST AMAZING BEAR EVER! Ok well On a very sunny, and ever so boring day, me and my friends went to the mall and were oh-so very bored so we went to build a bear workshop (a place where you can make bears) And made our little bear Phillepe! Phillepe has four hearts (one for all of my friends and myself) And his name is Phillepe PerzanNaumannVoigtVialobos (My friends and My last name put together) After we made our son we held his hand/paws and skipped with him (like parents swing there children as they walk) And then we went to the candy store where I found a bag (for candy) And put it on Phillepe's head (NOT TO STRANGLE HIM, i WAS SIMPLY PROTECTING HIM FROM SWINE FLU) Now, My friends didn't like it to much but they eventually came around. WE HAD TO PROTECT HIM FROM RANDOMLY NAMED DISEASES! Any way all of my friends already got Phillepe and this week I finally got him!!!!!! However, my friend Abbie brought him to me at school (with the bag on his head) So as I dragged him around all day everyone kept asking me why I was suffocating him and of course I got so sick of it I took the bag off his head. But when I got home I put it back on (what? It's like a security blanket for him) Anyways, HE WAS SO EXCITED TO COME HOME!!!!! I showed him around, made him some grilled cheese and I took pictures of him EVERYWHERE! (he's so photogenic) Take a look! PEACE,EDWELLA,LOVE,AND SMILEYS =D =) =P

Phillepe in the mircowave with the bag on his head!

Phillepe riding a dinosaur, YAY!

Phillepe riding my bike, Look at that terrific posture!

Taking a shower, with his bag, WOW HE'S GOTTA HAVE

CLEAN HEAD!

Phillepe going thorough the doggie door, I think

he was stuck for a while.

Phillepe chillen' with a singned pic of Jhon Mccain!

River rafting, WHAT AN ATHLETE!

With my dad's rubber band ball!

Phillepe's ON A BOAT!

With my awesome gnome from target!

DRINKING COKE!

In the dryer

Climbing a tree, Maybe he's a kowala bear!

Swinging in this amazing hammock!

Hope you enjoyed the pics, You'll be seeing a lot more of phillepe on my blog so keep an eye out for new posts!

Salads,Nicknames, and Mad Jeep Drivers!

Hey guys what's up! Really? That's awesome! OK now my turn! Well today is Sunday and my very boring weekend has come to a very boring ending. (how exciting) Well this week held some excitement, so I guess that makes up for the weekend. Well on Wednesday, as I was going to the bus stop I saw this angry jeep driver. But most people tend to be mad when there riding in jeeps on Wednesday, so I just assumed it was perfectly normal. But when I got there a whole bunch of my bus buddies were laughing and yelling "run" to this one kid (who shall remain nameless) as he ran away. So I asked my bus buddies what was going on and they said that the kid (who shall still remain nameless) threw a rock at the jeep and made the jeep man very mad. OK, Yes it was wrong but it was FUNNY!!!!! So Wednesday morning was awesome, as all Wednesday mornings should be. Thursday lunch was jam packed with awesomeness, because when me and my friend Abbie went to go get our food we saw this teacher with a HUGE BOWL OF SALAD!!!!!! The bowl was the kind of bowl you would use it mix cookie dough or something! And throughout lunch time the lady walked around and ate her huge bowl of salad, eating it away like a starving butterfly. It was one of the funniest things ever! (even funnier than waffles on a grill) (which as we all know is pretty funny) Oh And my brand new bus driver (me yaying in the background) Got my name all screwed up! On my bus seat it says Maddie Wheeler, which is quite fun to say but isn't my name so I'm kind of confused about where I'm supposed to sit. Anyways, now all my bus buddies call me waffle, or Maddie wheeler, which, personally is fine with me, I think a new 2 last names makes me sound more awesome (If that's even possible) (but we all know that my awesomeness is at the maximum level of awesomness, I mean the only person that could beat me is the muffin man). I can't really think of anything else at the moment so at this I will leave you alone on your computer, with nothing better to do than comment on this post, which I highly suggest you do! PEACE,EDWELLA,LOVE,AND SMILEYS =D =) =P =l

My bus driver

OK yes, I finally have a theory as to what happened to the evil bus driver last year (I'm pretty sure you've all heard of the fried chicken incident and so on) As I recall last year I was telling my evil twin (Maddie, she looks a lot like me but don't be fooled) about how evil the bus driver is and I remember Maddie (my evil twin) getting really mad because she said she's the only one who can be evil! And shortly after that, she disappeared for about 16 hours and came back saying "you won't have to deal with her anymore!" And I guess I got so excited about it that I didn't even bother to ask her until this morning when we were eating our waffles for breakfast. She told be that she headed down to Florida, with the bus driver. I shrugged and shoved another mouthful of waffle into my face then she continued on. She spoke loudly to make sure I heard what she was saying while I crunched and munched and ate my waffle. She said that NASA just happened to be launching that day, I gasped and dropped my fork (even though we all know quite well I wasn't using it) I started picturing it in my mind and then maddie said I don't have to because she took pictures and posted them all over the Internet so I would like to show them to you! PEACE,EDWELLA,LOVE,AND SMILEYS =D =) =P =l

That's the bus driver on the rocket!


That's her well actually that's Maddie watching safely in a space suit while the bus driver is "tanning" on the sun!




OH no a solar flare! Don't you just love the look on her face?

The solar flare sent her to Pluto, I guess she forgot to wear a jacket and froze!

See that dot? That's the bus driver "exploring" a black hole

These are my martain buddies and while on vacation they stopped at a restaurant and sent me this picture (they finally fixed the Internet problem there!) Silly bob and Howie stuck out there tongues to get a taste of the dinner, strange how the person on the stick looks just like the bus driver!

Well guys It looks like the bus driver had quite a trip, she must have had so much fun in space she decided she would rather be an astronaut then a bus driver, YAY!!!!!!!!!

School (a place that is spelt with 2 O's)

Ello British people eating scones and sipping tea, I welcome you to my blog where you will read about my awesome possum life! As for the non-British people, um hi! Well seventh grade has started to lighten up, other than the fact I now have to learn to count to seven! (Yay) As most of you know I tried out for the volleyball team this week. After 5 minutes of practice, 7 bad serves, and a motivational speech from the kindergartners (aka my homies, we go way back man I mean every Sunday we get together and watch a winnie the pooh marathon then go to chucky cheese for pizza!) I managed to not make the team. However, a blind person could have predicted that! But a couple days ago when I was walking along the isles of the sock store I realized what my true talent was!!!!!!!!!! I'm gonna be a professional sock pairer, (other than the fact I don't EVER wear matching socks) But I don't see a problem I mean come on it can't be that hard!!!!!!!! Well today, in language arts to be exact, we had to write a story, not a long one but something long enough and so I decided to write about my 2 favorite subjects, elves and waffles!!!!!!!!! It was an absolute master piece!!!! However it's highly confidential and only martains(and possi, the plural of possum)can see. But I will share the highlights of the story. It's about Me, watching TV when all of a sudden a huge stack of waffles appears and then the unexpected happens THERE'S NO SYRUP!!!!!!!!!!! Oh no, I've said to much, I have to go before the martains come from Pluto (they're on vacation) to arrest me. In case I don't get to write another post I want to give my cat to Donald trump, someone please remind him that felines are your friends! Over and out, (ha ha I sound like a pro spy) secret agent BOB aka Maddie PEACE,EDWELLA,LOVE,AND SMILEYS =D =) =P =l

Hey Guys!!!!!!!!! Or girls or gals or whatever!!!!!!!! HI! So The first week of school is over, and sadly, for me, this was not a fun week! I miss 6th grade a lot because my teachers were awesome and my teachers this year are very strange!!!!! My math teacher is WAY TO NICE it just bothers me because she uses this high pitched voice all the time!!!!!!!!!!! And my science teacher is kina mean but he talks like buz lightyear!!!!!! My socail studies teacher told us she does have anger problems and It certainly showed this week!!!!! On the bright side I like my language arts teacher!!!!!OMG I ALMOST FORGOT THE BEST NEWS EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE EVIL BUS DRIVER IS GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Yay yay yay a million times yay!) Now we have this guy who wears glasses and doesn't care about fried chicken Hopefully, things will start looking up!!!!! But me and my friend abbie drew these pictures of our friends and I wanted to show them to you!!!!!!!PEACE,EDWELLA,LOVE,AND SMILEYS =D =) =P =l

This is me and my friends playing basketball but you might want to click on it so you can see it better! I am also mad because this picture looked exactly like the school and over summer they put a white line across the wall!!!!!!!! I think they did it on perpose, I mean as payback for making the whole school believe that cows migrate!!!!!!!!!!! Now thanks to me I've convinced the entire 7th grade that cows really do migrate!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is Abbie's picture and the bear is a bear named phillipe and Me and my friends made him and he's the most amazing mexican named bear in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The rest are all my friends playing basketball (because at our school that's what all the coolish people do, I think!)

Ok well my toe is tingling which means it's time to feed the possums!!!!!! Better go before they eat through the trailer!!!!!!

Montana!!!!!!!

Hey guys OK it's Friday night and I finally had to to blog so between my volleyball boot camp (I'm trying out for volleyball) and homework I really had no time! I'm going to start with my trip to Montana because I finally got the pictures! A couple weeks ago, I went to Montana to visit my grandparents and had such an oh-so fun time with them. But to add to the oh so funess my cousin Jeven and uncle Steve were there as well! We had so much fun, grandma taught us to make rolls and buns (we all know I have no interest in baking because I would rather spend my time playing with my pet rock or poking elves) But I actually had a really awesome opossum time! The second day we went rafting and had yet another awesome opossum time (but it was awesomer) If any of you saw me in north Dakota this summer you would know that I use an abnormal amount of bug spray so on the river I was like one of those bug fan things! My grandma's boss, Tim, took us to the river and so with that I say THANK YOU TIM!!!!!!! he he OK the water was cold (I could have sworn there was ice cubes floating around) But it was so cool! We rafted like real Montana river rats (but I don't understand why rats would like cold water, they seemed like high class animals!) We even got to jump off a cliff (one of my favorite things to do)! It was a total blast! On the third day we went horseback riding and got to ride on my 110th favorite animal A PONEY!!!!!!!! (I don't know why but I just love saying that, PONEY, PONEY PONEY, PONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!) Yay! It was a 2 hour ride and we got to see the river and go up a moutain (which as scary because my horsie/poney slipped) but we had an awesome time!!!!!!!!! On the fourth day we went fishing, and I have to say that was quite an experience!!!! Jeven caught 7 fish, Kennedy caught 7 fish and I, my awesome self caught a whopping total of 2 fish! (please hold for the applause) We spent a good couple hours there, but had a ton of fun, we even saw a moose!!!!!! Well after our 3 days of non-stop fun I was pretty tired! I want to thank my grandma and grandpa for all the fun, it was such a wonderful trip and I have a lot of memories from it!!!!!!!!! Well enough with all these words I suppose you want to see the pictures! PEACE,EDWELLA,LOVE,AND SMILEYS =D =) =P =l



me and kennedy kneading the dough



me jumping off the cliff YAY!

Us playing with the dough again......



Uncle steve and Jeven jumping!!!!

Ok well I'm going to sign off for now but I will be posting agin since my blog is fixed, I hope all of you had a wonderful friday full of awesome opossum funness and smiley faces with mustaches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't forget to comment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Blog troubles!

Hey guys, so sorry I haven't posted in a while Blogger wouldn't let me sign in, so I had to contact them and get them to fix it so I could log on! Well now I'm back and I'm sorry for the inconvinence! Ok well as many of you know I've been on vaction, I went to monatana and just today got back from mexico! (I'll post the pictures when I can) Anyways tomarrow is the first day of school and I'm super excited, I don't have a lot of time right now but I'll update you as soon as possible!!!!PEACE,EDWELLA,LOVE,AND SMILEYS =D =) =P =l

DEMI LOVATO!!!!!

Ello bloggers! You may be wondering why I'm typing in a British accent, and the reason why is......... HARRY POTTER COMES OUT THIS WEEK, i think, if not I'm mad! OK moving on, On Thursday, I went to the Demi lovato and David Archuleta concert! My friend, Kayleigh's (who's mom was my 1st and 3rd grade teacher) Aunt works for a radio station and got us tickets along with passes for the meet and greet, In other words I MET DEMI LOVATO!!!!!!!!! It was SO COOL!!!!! We had to stand in this coldish room (even though I was sweating) and when she walked in the room I was freaking out (not majorly but just enough) (probably why they keep the rooms cold) It was really cool to watch her when we were waiting in line, we took so many pictures we probably blinded her, but who cares if she falls on stage, at least I got my pictures!!!!!!!!!! When it was my turn I was jumping up and down (I had my crazy pants on) And demi said hi, then I told her she looked really familiar, then she laughed, then I gave her my gum, (OK It was a full packet of gum, and none of it was chewed, and you should be proud, because I usually just give people the gum in my mouth) Anyways, I told her the gum was from a magical elf, then she laughed again (demi lovato laughs a lot) then we took a picture and I left. But kennedy also gave her gum and right as she did, she turned to me and went, Let me guess, it's from the elf's and I started laughing (it was funny). After that we went to our seats (ROW 8) and I almost fainted, the stage was maybe 2 yards away??????????? It was the closest I've ever been at a concert (i bet you noted that from my excitement huh!) When david archuleta came out he sang like 6 songs (i only knew 3) but it was awesome, we stood by the stage and He touched my hand!!!!!!!! It was sooooooooooooooooooooooo AWESOME! And then of course demi comes out, and there was no room by the stage so we had to go back to our seats, but it was still a pretty good view!!!!!!! It was so cute, she picked this little girl from the audience to sing "this is me" on stage with her! I was dancing and singing the whole time, but I still got a lot of pictures! i WANT TO SAY THANKS TO MRS.B, AND KAYLIEGH FOR INVITING ME AND KENNEDY! YOU GUYS ROCK!!!!!!!!!! PEACE,EDWELLA,LOVE,AND SMILEYS =D =) =P =l

Me and Ms. Demi Lovato



Kennedy and Demi


Kennedy,me,Kayleigh, and Brittnay
(another one of my friends that went to the concert)


Demi and some random dude

David archuleta singing

This is another band called KSM, they have a song

that's the theme song for a show on abc family

called ten things I hate about you.

David singing, I love this picture it looks so cool!

David again! I like this one because you can see how close we were!

Demi singing La la land

Demi again!

She looks like she glowing Ha ha!

Demi in this really cool dress!

The stage was really detailed lol

Here's demi singing So far so great! She was awesome!

Ok well that just about covers eveything, Once again thanks to Kayleigh and Mrs.B for inviting us !!!!!!!!!!!

INTERNATIONAL CRISIS!!!!!!!!!!

OK well I'm in panic attack mode! Today bob and I decided to go to a fancy place to eat, as celebration of our friendship! I ordered steak and bob ordered his favorite, turtle soup! When our food came we both yelled "YAY" but then Bob's eyes got all big and he started crying! THEY PUT A SUNFLOWER IN THE SOUP FOR DECORATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bob was so mortified he fainted! I started yelling at the manager, and then the manager told me I needed mental help, Apparently he didn't know I have a body guard and lucky for me, HE ATE TACO BELL FOR LUNCH TODAY!!!!!! Let's just say everything after that was like an episode of COPS! But now bob is traumatized and IS SLOUCHING, I CAN'T BELIEVE MY AMBITIOUS SUNFLOWER IS NOW A SLOUCHER! And i've only had him for a day!!!!!!!!!!! I knew this would happen, Just like my fish :( . PEACE,EDWELLA,LOVE,AND SMILEYS =D =) =P =l

MY poor baby, slouching after 2 days in his new home!

The death of a friend and the birth of another.......

Well, fancy meeting you here, unless your that guy from walmart who always looks at me all funny when I walk into the store holding my very favorite sock and wave it in your face, if this is you I would advise you to leave my blog immediately, because my bodyguard just got back from lunch and he's in the mood to beat someone up, preferably you. Taco bell always seems to do that to him, but hey he's the best body guard on my street, AND YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! But it's not like I live in the ghetto or anything. OK, enough about my under paid body guard and my enemies from national variety stores. Well today, is a very sad day because my idol, billy mays died. As none of you know, Billy was a friend, a close pal, my homie, and today he left me, alone in this beautiful, magical, wonderfully brilliant world. Billy was there when I singed my very first autograph, and I was there when he did his first oxi clean commercial, and truthfully billy was a great man who loved to sell useless gadgets to Americans, perhaps that's why we were friends, or was it the fact that he had a really awesome beard? All I know is that we were tight like peanut butter and jelly, or a fat guy in tights, I don't care about which one you like better just pick which ever floats your boat. But, once I herd about it I went to the dollar store, and found the most amazing thing in the world! A SUNFLOWER!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've always wanted one (always meaning 2 weeks ago when I saw that my neighbors were growing them) But bob (my sunflower) is way better than their sunflowers! I mean look at the pictures, their sunflowers are freakishly tall and skinny, not to mention slouching, and showing low self esteem. As to where bob is a young, healthy, strong, and ambitious sunflower ready to take on the world! Let's see my neighbors top that!!!!!!!!!! Ha ha they'll be so jealous of him and I'll just stand there laughing like a chipmunk! That's what you get when you mess with me and my dreams! But now I must go, it's dinner time and I must go eat the meal of fried leech on a stick that my mom has made for me! YAY MY FAVORITE! AND PLEASE REMEMBER NOT TO YELL AT POSSUMS! they just so happen to be very sensitive, so lay off the possum jokes! That's right, It's not like I don't hear you cracking all sorts of hurtful jokes! And now my possum farm is full of depressed possums! Just think about what you say from now on, that's all I ask! PEACE,EDWELLA,LOVE,AND SMILEYS =D =) =P

Me and billy BFFS 4 EVER

BOB my beautiful sunflower!!!!!!!!!!!

Look at the neighbors sunflowers, slouching and being

all non-confident!

NORTH DAKOTA.......................... (it's a place)

Hey people and my fellow martains, I just got back from an oh-so exciting trip in north Dakota (aka a land where ticks and mosquitoes roam freely and feed off of the human race) And had a total blast! The first 2 days were spent visiting at my mom's friend's house where I got to see some old friends known as Tracy, Jason, Jack, and ally, who used to live in Arizona then moved up there. Jack is 5 and ally is going on 3, but the last time i saw them ally couldn't talk and jack was much shorter, lol. So me and kennedy played around with them and it was really cool to see how much they had grown and how smart they had become! On day 3 we headed to wiliston for my cousin's wedding rehearsal and (of course the wedding) It was a ton of fun because i got to see my cousins again, Jeven, Michael, Richard (or as I call him Richie) and Melissa (who was getting married) We mostly just ran around, played freeze tag and messed around with Michael's hair (which was really REALLY FUN, and I'm surprised he let us because in the end he had about 1/4 of the hair gel bottle in his hair!) But we also hid from each other (mostly kenny) part of the time so that was amazingly entertaining for me Ha ha, sorry kenny! After a night of running around and having non-stop laughs with my cuzins (i know that's spelt wrong but it's a little thing I started between my cuzins and I, We like the whole UZ sound to it, it makes the word more fun!) I went to bed pretty quick that night. The next morning we headed out to the armory to help set up for the wedding reception and all of that fancy stuff lol. And after that we got to go see where my grandpa grew up, as well as my family's oil pumps! That was really cool to see. I saw where my grandpa used to live, and some of the stories and memories that went with it, and for that I'm truly thankful because I learned a lot more about my family and our history. As well as the oil pumps that have provided my family with so much, that was really exciting to see because I alone, had never even see an oil pump before, but also see one with my family's name on it! So i was really happy I got to see that too. After we did that we headed back up to wiliston to get ready for the wedding, however my sister, cuzin jeven, and I went on a water slide they had at our hotel for a while. We had a lot of fun going down the slide and finding different ways to go down it, (lying on out backs/ stomachs, holding onto each others feet, going backwards and sideways, We even climbed up the slide!) And shortly after that we got all dressed up and headed to the park where the wedding was held. And the day before Michael told us that the suit he had to wear made him look like a turd, so of course jeven and kennedy were all excited to call him a turd at the wedding (i swear the whole car ride consisted of kennedy and jeven laughing and saying "I can't wait to see the turd!" The wedding was outside and it was really nice because there were no mosquitoes! Melissa looked beautiful in her dress, she showed up in a limo and everything, so I bet she was feeling nothing short of royalty! After the wedding she gave everyone hugs and stuff which i thought was really nice (even though I, QUEEN OF MARS, had to wait in line with everyone else! ha ha jk) At the reception, jeven, kennedy, and I got to serve cake and punch! (Which has always been my life long dream that has now come true!!!!!!!!!) And no,I didn't pour punch on peoples heads, or throw cake at everyone because the FBI said they would take me away if I did it again...................................................................................... long story short, I can be a very violent person when it comes to wedding food. It took a long time to serve the cake though because I was wearing these shoes, with heels, (I don't like pointy shoes like my mommies, However they are very fun to play guns with) But I don't like heels because I always trip if my feet have been elevated to a height that exceeds 1/2 and inch. But after we were done serving cake My cuzins, non-cuzins, cuzin in law, sister, and I went on a limo ride where we messed around, waved to people, put cuzin mikes hair in a pony tail, and sprinkled glitter all over his face, (as you can see jeven, kennedy and I are very lucky to have a cuzin who puts up with us and doesn't complain) So thank you michael, lol. The rest of the night consisted of us holding hands and running around in a circle, kinda like a bar mitzvah or something like that. Oh and It was REALLY REALLY REALLY funny when kennedy and jordan danced! It's things like that I will always make fun of her for! JUST KIDDING!!!!( well maybe i am). The next day we headed up to my other great grandma's house where "kabota billy" (or my great uncle) took us on his kobota up to his cabin! He even let us drive it, and gave us really cool shirts! And we had a total blast with that! When we got to his cabin he had this rock for us to sign, and we got to see the pig we ate for dinner that night! It was also His brithday so we brought him a cake. And after we celebrated we hit the road again to our other hotel (this one had a bigger pool with 3 slides, so kennedy jeven and I spent some time there. Of course i was trying to free myself of ticks, I had 5 of them on me, and that was horrible! There's nothing more that really happened, and I suppose you all tired of reading this (sorry it's so long) so I guess I'll just show you the pictures!


Michael,jeven, Kennedy, and I

kennedy and ally!

Me and my grandma and the armory

jeven and kennedy at the wedding rehersal dinner

jeven and I in the car going to the oil pumps

Michael, me and Jeven at the wedding

Jeven kennedy and I in the Kabota!

These wern't all the pictures so I'll have to add more later bacause most of them are on my mom's camera so I'll get them up as soon as possible!

MEXICO :)

Hey bloggers, or blog readers......... whatever you are hi! Ok well i just got back from my trip to mexico!!!! I went with my dad his girlfriend deanna, and kennedy and we had a BLAST! We swam in the ocean, walked on the beach and found a lot of cool shells and a few jellyfish which was really cool. We also went on this thing called "the bannana boat" which is like an inertube pulled by a boat but it's in the shape of a bannana and holds about 12 people. The waves we kinda small but we still got sprayed a lot. We also ate mexican food (which i'm not very fond of but ate anyway). But what i find most suprising was that i didn't blow my nose once! Maybe i'm just going to have to move to mexico and live on the ocean, but hey that's the risk i'm going to have to take! lol We didn't do much more than that but i do have some pictures!PEACE,EDWELLA,LOVE,AND SMILEYS =D =) =P =l

me and kennedy in the water

kennedy and deanna patting down all the sand!

kennedy, my dad, and I.