Cousin Time :)

Hullo? Hahahah Hey Guys! How are all my fluffy flamingos out there on this fine Sunday noon? Well, I once again have failed to inform you, my trustworthy fans and supporters, that I had company in town this week, which explains my lack of communications with blogger, oh darn. And who? Might you ask as you sit there nonchalantly sipping lemonade in that snazzy swivel chair of yours. My wonderful cousins and aunt from the dairy loving state WISCONSIN! Now, if it's one thing yall should happen to know about me it's that I LOVE MY COUSINS! Yes, even the smelly ones. Without them I would be nothing more than a loser who sits at home playing online bingo. (not that that's a bad thing) But anyway, back to something with relevance, I had a blast with them! It was like an 8 day PAR-TAY! (except for school, and my homework time, and sleeping, and showering, and going to the bathroom) But, other than that, TOTAL PARTY IN THE USA! And because I try to maintain an entertaining atmosphere on my blog, I shall skip through talking about the awesome possum 8 days with my cousins and show you some moments digitally captured instead.

Much Much Much Much Maddie Love, Maddie :)

Kennedy, Me, and Cousins Daniel, Alex, Travis, and Samantha swimming!

Alex and I. She looks pretty happy there.

Us paddle boating on tempe town lake! (daniel kennedy, Samantha and I)

Kennedy, Samantha, Me, Daniel, Dad and My aunt lana at the Salsa festival.

Sometimes.... we wonder. Our epic thinking montag of sheer awesomeness.

On the tempe town lake bridge (that oh so conveniently overlooks the festival)

Samantha gnawing on a ring pop while I smile at the joys of cousin time.

You know what it is.

3 words. Best picture EVER!

Daniel and his proper salsa festival attire.

Samantha eating strawberries with Raven! (the black blob/lump of fur on the right)

We also made a video which can be seen by clicking here------------->

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b21Ubl0x-eE&feature=channel_video_title

AIMS AIMS THE MAGICAL TEST! THE MORE YOU TAKE THE MORE YOU....... Well, lets not go there.

Hola all yall lumpy lions! Well, guess what this week is? AIMS! You know, the state testing that determines how stupid children have gotten over the years and how we should spend more time reading and doing math than playing those dang video games....... or the ironic accusation, blogging. Blogging is free spirited and witty. And I don't need some 90 year old guy in a cheap suit telling me I can't be witty. I mean seriously, I'm all for authority, but when someone tells me what to do, they've just drawn the line! (hahahahaha!) Well, okay, it's not as bad as I am portraying it is, but come on, this blog would we far less exciting if I didn't make everything I do sound amazing (which everything I do most definitely is) or incredibly awful. I mean, it's practically reality TV! (Kim and Klhoe must've felt that low blow all the way in NY!) But honestly, AIMS is a big fat waste of my valuable time (we're talking millions here) (Heck, my time is so valuable people buy it in stock!)(Man, I'm really cracking the jokes today!) It's practically testing me on things that really won't matter in the future, I'll have robot's to do math for me! Or at the very least a butler appropriately named Eddie.(since My personal typist (who's name I seem to have forgotten.....) has already taken a grueling internship and tells me she doesn't intend to further her career in Maddiescoolblog.)(which is fine by me, I aways found that girl annoying when she warned me not to make comments others might find offensive. You don't like my blog? Then leave, nobody wants you stinking up the site anyway!) Back to AIMS. Nobody cares about the oxygen and carbon levels for the maximum amount of astronauts in a space shuttle. You just gotta cram a buttload of crap in there and warn anyone not to breathe........or else. People just gotta go complicating things! And who really cares If x equals -b+or- the square root of b2-4ac all over 2a. NOT ME! Just look what AIMS HAS DONE!Much Much Much Much Maddie Love, Maddie :)

Me when I saw the AIMS test.

Me blowing up a hut. (In which contained the test) I'm looking pretty
hardcore there with all the flames in the background. 

OBAMA laughing at my pain. When we asked him what he'll do to better
the school systems, Aims was not what I had in mind.

At least my buddie Bill here finds Aims horribly wrong. (probably because we don't
use microsoft word to type our essays!)

I don't really know what's going on in this picture, but I'm sure the AIMS
test had something to do with it.

The elongated bubble sheet. A mountain not even Chuck Norris could defeat. WILL THE TORTURE NEVER END!?????

Oh the Joys of house hunting!

Greetings to all my french frogs out there! Toady is sunday, probably the best day to go outside and ride your bike to wherever your heart desires. Well, apparently, there's a new blogging website out there called tumblr that's trying to take down blogger. NOW EVERYONE IS GETTING A BLOG. But you know what? That's just unacceptable and extrememly uncalled for. Blogger is and always will be the home of Maddies weekly blahs! (I'm more loyal than Selena gomez is to Justin bieber) (wether that's frightening or not is unknown........) Well besides this awful news, yesterday we had a garage sale where my father and I managed to sell a lot of junk to a lot of people making a grand total of a MILLION DOLLARS! Yes, it's okay to be jealous, I would be too. Now I can go buy myself a fancy mansion on zilliow.com! I'm thinking it should look a little like this........

Nah..... to creepy.

WAY TO MANY WINDOWS! I don't wanna have to clean those, It'd take me nearly four days and a truckload of windex!




Eh, to stone-ey.

Perfect! Now i have grass to do cartwheels in and play with my slip and slide! :D! Just look at the elegance and sheer class!

Well, I guess I should go perchase this new house of mine and have a rocking house par-tay! (maybe, If your lucky, you'll be invited along with 20000 of my other closest friends and family.



Much Much Much Much Maddie Love, Maddie :)