Howdy to all my wallowing wolverines out there! Tis the season for buying ugly sweaters and telling little kids to be nice or else! Man, It certainly has been a while since I've told yall about my oh-so enchanting life! Well, to tell you the truth I've been incredibly busy around here, studying for finals, buying ah-mazing (jenny knows where I got that from) Christmas gifts, and of course hanging with the besties! Ahhhhh the life of a typical teenage girl. :) (I wonder what it's like) (hahahahahahahahh) I am now officially on WINTER BREAK (toe-tal-ee all caps worthy) and so excited for Christmas not only because I get mounds of hot chocolate and cookies but because it's the only night in the whole year in which millions of little kids WILLINGLY go to bed early in anticipation of a fat guy coming down their chimney to give them gifts magical elves made! Epic right? Well, it's not for me! Why? you ask? Well, some of you might be shocked to know that all my childhood I had been deprived a chimney for Santa to come down or a dirty kid to sweep it. Isn't it cruel? Nauseating? Are you currently calling the child protective services? And I know what you're thinking, Is she kidding?! Or as alicia would say, ARE YOU JOSHING ME?! Nope, indeed my fellow bloggers I am not Joshing you! For instead of having a cozy and traditional fireplace, my hopes and dreams laid upon a poorly decorated front door that produced no heat or magic whatsoever! "Santa will use the front door" my opossum! What kind of Santa is that?! A LUH-AME ONE! (there's another massie quote for you jenny!) Well, anyways I suppose I should tell you a bit about Friday, our last day of school. Well, for starters it was RAINING! And most of you now my philosophy on rain............ IT'S MAGICAL!!!!!!!!!!! And I have yet to be proven wrong! (I've got that whole mad scientist thing going on :)) I mean come on WATER FALLING FROM THE SKY! How is that not magical? I never understood why the people in the movies are sad when it's raining, I mean honestly, what's their problem! Anyway, so as water fell from my beloved overcast Arizona sky I headed off to school where I was enchanted to find out we were building gingerbread houses instead of learning.Only to have my spirit crushed when I was reminded of our Animal Farm test............. oh how I hate tests about animals on farms! It's absolutely revolting to write 15 paragraphs on a book you didn't find of pleasure.Why can't George Orwell write a book about a possum who enjoys waffles and watching forest gump! INSTANT CLASSIC! (almost as instant as those powder mashed potatoes my father makes me) Why do they need instant potatoes anyway? Is there some kind of potato shortage I was unaware of?!?!?!?!?!??!It's absolutley revolting! I apologize for the haphazard post today but you all know that once you get my little maddie mind working , there's no going back! So, after I complained and moaned and sang Miley Cyrus's The climb a few times I finished the test and got to go make gingerbread houses with my friends Abbie, Kelly, and Alicia. Our goal was to build the tallest gingerbread house EVER but learned early on that we lacked the ability and logical thinking needed to create a solid structure with cheap-o Grahamcrackers! Plan B was...... a homeless shelter! I brilliant and nearly flawless plan! Homeless gingerbread families across the nation would be given a warm festive place to spend the holidays! Just another way to inflict upon the holiday favorite "Joy to the world!" When it came time to decide who's gingerbread house was the best I was almost positive we would win! I mean honestly, who can deny a homeless shelter of an award and gift card?! Well, the answer just so happened to be our Justin Bieber loving teacher Mr. Beutner! Does he have no heart?! It's just sickening to watch a gingerbread mansion with a mini gingerbread bill gates or Donald Trump walk away with the pride and glory of an Itunes gift card and leave the homeless without a single cent for Christmas music! It's like having a majestic pony but never telling it how majestic and ah-dorable (hehehheheh jenny!)it is.............JUST PLAIN WRONG! So once again my jolly trolley holiday spirit was crushed! (It's amazing I haven't turned into the Grinch!) Well, after that we had our annual assembly where my sister cheered as part of the school's spirit line team.(Congrats to Kennedy who finally made the good squad, how it happened, well I guess it was a Christmas miracle!) This year's assemblies haven't been much fun, probably because when we look down on those little 6th graders we wonder what they'll someday make of Aprende middle school! I remember being a little sixer, and watching all the eighth graders look cool with their Boyfriends,converse, purple hair, lip piercings and skinny jeans and wondering if I'll someday be like that too. Well now it's 8th grade, my hair is still blonde, I still wear giant hoodies and act like I'm in 6th grade! Some people just never change! Well, lets just pray those sixers and sevies don't screw it up like we did....... OH MY POSSUM I ALMOST FORGOT THE SINGING BOY! *GASP* HOW COULD I FORGET THE SINGING BOY????? Well, as my best friend Kelly and I where gazing upon the 6th graders Kelly pointed out a very enthusiastic kid in the stands singing the line to every song played during the assembly! And I mean EVERY SONG! Anything from Katy Perry to Taylor swift that kid was singing it loud and proud! He just might be my new idol! Reminds me a bit of myself singing in my beloved, what once was a-lab! Well, I guess you guys have suffered enough of my sick twisted mind, so at that, I will leave you with pictures of such inspiration! Much Much Much Much Maddie Love, Maddie :)
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| The singing kid! :) |
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| Caitlyn in her beautiful justin Bieber shirt! |
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| Our homeless shelter |
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| kennedy's cheer team! |
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| The spirit stick! |
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| Zach, Johnny, and Ryan witht he spirit stick...... (like that's not trouble) |
The singing boy......... singing!
Well as you can probably tell I had a pretty awesome possum friday....... Probably one of the best EVER! And I mean that with all my hearty heart and soul/ That's right that's 100% of my little maddie heart and soul, which we all know has the ability to heal all the worlds wounds and still have enough to bake a cake......... with love.............
Much Much much much maddie love,
MADDIE! :) :)
